Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.
John Selden

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
Unknown

It wouldn't be New Year if I didn't have regrets.
William Thomas

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.
Oprah Winfrey

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.
G.K. Chesterton

A dog's New Year's Resolution: I will not chase that stick unless I actually see it leave his hand.
Unknown

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each New Year find you a better man.
Benjamin Franklin

New Year's Eve: Where auld acquaintance be forgot...Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Jay Leno

New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Mark Twain

Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
Ogden Nash

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.